I have a great life.
I just got done with a run with li'l Grant.
Then I get home and Steph agrees to cut my hair.
"Are you sure Bill? Your hair is not that long"
I explain that I have supernaturally pouffy hair.
Steph forgets this because she just looks into my sexy blue eyes.
I imagine that scenes like this are happening all across the United States of America everywhere.
But I am living the dream.