I have a great life.

I just got done with a run with li'l Grant.

Then I get home and Steph agrees to cut my hair.

"Are you sure Bill? Your hair is not that long"

I explain that I have supernaturally pouffy hair.

Steph forgets this because she just looks into my sexy blue eyes.

I imagine that scenes like this are happening all across the United States of America everywhere.

But I am living the dream.